« You’re not a toy, Link, you’re my soulmate. » wow way to crush a guy’s dreams
« Zelda rolled her eyes. She’d had sex with her boyfriend plenty of times before. » thank you i definitely needed to know that
« But something like this, something so scandalous, had never happened. » send your guesses as to the scandalous thing in the replies
the problem with reading poorly-written smut is i just want to write it better
i cannot overstate how completely unaroused i am by this author’s writing style
i really did not need to know the colour of her underwear
« Zelda shivered at his words. She loved when Link's suggestions turned into demands » what
this fic was written by a they/them and i just want to ask: why
long for a girlfriend i can just send excerpts of smutfics to and be like “does this… make sense to you??”
the worst part about fics like this is how they basically make me question everything
“is this… is this actually an accurate description?? is my understanding of how sex works way off???”