british people writing fox stories: and then the fox was like ooh! ooh! seduction!! but reader, i resisted! and i foiled that dastardly spirit’s plans, and in a rage it slank away
actual fox stories: so then zheng fucked the fox
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british people really just think foxes are vampires, best as i can tell
it’s not my place to draw these lines but i’m just not really sure it can even be called a fox story if nobody fucks the fox