Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
I am normal and can be trusted with a bar of halva
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@aescling has finally come around to the classic song "Baby Shark"
Genesis Owusu Good
wait how long has the new Genesis Owusu been out
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@wallhackio @coriander new type of shoebiscuit just dropped
currently fixing some suspiciously wrinkly potatoes
my car's AC is really struggling to deal with this heat wave 
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the b in clodsire stands fur bifurcated
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@wallhackio like this?
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save me aglio de olio, save me
just had a PTSD flashback about watching the that one sherlock episode with Irene Adler with my dad
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@whiskeysailor darth bisous the wise 
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
