Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@aschmitz @aescling I have had textural issues my entire life and the texture of tap water is deeply unpleasant to me which is the only reason i am doing all of this

@aschmitz @aescling our roommates took the water filter for a two-week vacation that some neighbors also went on. i am catsitting for these neighbors so I have using their filtered water. i'm tasking using old jugs of distilled water cat and i used for our coffee, filling them with our neighbor's filtered water, and cat and i are drinking that as our drinking water

@aschmitz @aescling I have made a lot of miso soup the past few days which I guess makes it make sense

@aschmitz @aescling and cooking

@aschmitz @aescling consumption

@aescling and I seem to be going through about 2 gallons of water a day

the contortionist

@Thomas Miko!

@Thomas I'm catsitting my neighbor's boy while they're on vacation for two weeks so I'm about to take care of that

@vaporeon_ good morning

@coriander @aescling this just gave me flashbacks to the stupid piece of shit minigame the Dreamcast version of Rayman 2 would make you do after beating a level

@cam the "it's ok" review by someone with >1000 hours is funny every time

@cam turns out there are exactly 92 Ao Oni fics on ao3

here are my Numbers

aw yeah

@monorail would you consider yourself a fan of Music

This stupid idiot wasp in my room is trying its hardest to escape and keeps slamming into the upper half of my open window instead of flying through the sizeable open portion below

@lapis 29% of all mastodon users would fuck, marry, and kill spider-man