Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
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you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
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header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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re: Superman, spoilers
I had heard that Superman was metaphorically pro-palestinian in this movie but I didn't expect it to be so unsubtle about it
re: Superman, spoilers
OH and supergirl's cameo was a top-tier superhero cameo, looking forward to that movie now
Superman, spoilers
Superman thoughts
- it was pretty good
- it's a Dog Movie which is cool
- no origin story it gets right into it, thank fuck
- co-opting the image of Superman into a pro-palestinian one was very surprising
- the emotional beats hit
- after years of terrible action in marvel movies it was refreshing to see competent action in a big-budget superhero movie
- I have never heard of Mr Terrific before but now I am his biggest fan
@coriander hi goblin I hope you're okay
@soft you have made my timeline so much more interesting thank you for being soft
@melsbells I had to read it for a class in high school
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sharing this thread from tumblr or somewhere because the world needs to agree with it
Movie trailer summary for Superman:
- they're making a sequel to Disney's Freaky Friday, which itself was a remake
- Now You See Me 3
- A Cat in the Hat adaptation? Remake?
- Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in a Taken ripoff (or at least, a movie being advertised as a Taken ripoff)
Why are they making a Freaky Friday sequel. Literally who asked
about to watch Superman
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@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon
my phone is dead and charging so you will never see this but freya is sleeping on her belly with her limbs tucked in so she looks like a slug and it is truly a wondrous thing
freya just cuddled with me for like two hours and then she left and i walked to my computer and now she is whining for more attention.
her greed sickens me
@coriander and imagine needing to collect every dragon coin in super mario world to unlock the final boss
Rayman 1 makes you do this
@coriander i don't understand what's so difficult i play the card and the number go up
@coriander one of the jumps you need to do to beat the game casually is frame perfect because fuck you
@coriander Rayman 1 is still traumatic as an adult, that game is FUCKED
@coriander watching him beat Rayman 1 in 90 minutes was extremely cathartic, given that my parents bought that game for me when i was six years old and i still have trauma from that experience
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
