@vaporeon_ to eat my shredded chicken that I cooked for seven hours
@vaporeon_ too squishy. for the fall to hurt
@vaporeon_ my reaction to that information:
@Thomas what is her name????
re: nsfw
@cam you've blessed me with a very interesting timeline today
@vaporeon_ extremely difficult choice
@vaporeon_ what did you have for dinner
@cam I have no idea what's going on but the character designs are good
@cam there was not a single word in this sentence that I could have predicted
@cam who is this
@monorail what a gremlin
@alyssa thanks, but also reported for whale slander
@vaporeon_ @amy @aescling @monorail if clodsire is a pokemon, is clodboy a people?
@amy @vaporeon_ @aescling @monorail is amy people?
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him